- The GREATEST superhero the world has ever
known.
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To HECK with Superman!
Forget the Phantom! Spawn SUCKS!
- Captured here is the moment DORKMAN was
sent into his a psychotic trance by a computer terminal he was attempting
to fix.
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- At that moment he became the freedom
fighter for Computer Geeks everywhere.
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- Cast away your pocket protectors! Format
your hard drives! Throw your calculus grinding pocket
calculators in the Rideau River!
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- DORKMAN will save you from your VANILLA
existence!